Simon's Birthday Thread

You got any of those incontinence pills with you? The ones that make you hallucinate if you mix them with cider?

 

fs soup upside your head,I said soup up yehead,cringing when that came,chasing some bird and she liked it,fs me in me 3 quid overcoat from Oxfam and destroyed me Indie cred

 

Sounds like you've been on the Brazilian mosquito soup

 

****ing hell, place is wrecked. Empty swally bottles and hookers everywhere.

Must have been some bash!

 

It was ****ing mental mate. Was a bit slow getting going, but by **** the GC boys know how to partaaaay

 

Til the old bill turned up, kicked everyone out, and shut the site down.

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the big man looks utterly scunnered hes been put on a fail train

 

As long as @bucks_is_leeds finds it funny then so do I