Yeah that's true, suppose it's much easier for Kelv to find out about SKD than it is for the other two.
I think you will find that, although footballers, Jaidi and Schneiderlin can both read and have probably read it somewhere. Unlike Nigel who claims he never reads anything.
I'm sure you all know about Charlie Oatway I'm not prepared to have a kid with middle names Kelvin, Frazer, Jose, Rahdi, Dan, Alex, Morgan, Dean, Adam, Rickie, Lee.
Back in the early 60's, early 70's, we had a full-back called Bob McCarthy whose middle name was Zepp!! I'm sure round about the same time, maybe later, we had someone whose middle name was, coincidentally, Dell (and not the short for Derek type)
'Duda' - i think he's Brazian and one of the one's who have that short name but has nothing to do with their actual name thats as long as the alphabet.