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I've never had one, nor ever will, but i can see them as a good escape plan.

 

I wasn’t meaning da yoof from the hood bruv.

I grow loads of stuff and I’m no fossil, one of my kids does the same at her gaff. It’s therapeutic.

 

You don’t get carrots like these in Sainsbury’s you bunch of peasants...

 

I'm with Archers here like...

 

Proper veg mate, fresh out the ground with mud still on it. Nourishment for body and soul

 

wonky veg, it's all the rage...

 

Every housewife will soon be demanding bent carrots