Sick Jokes - may be offensive

just had a soapy tit **** for valentines day
with out the soap.....













or the tits

 

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[TD]When my Indian girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot.

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[TD]Why did the 7 year old girl cross the road?

She was on the bonnet of the drunk driver's car.

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[TD]I got an email today "Win a Scotland top for a loved one in time for the big day!"

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My Muslim mate told me he had a copy of the Koran on his computer. he kickked my head in today - All I di was ask him to burn me a copy

 

what's the best thing about twenty six year old girls?










there's twenty of them.

 

Did you hear about the Josef Fritzl advent calendar?

Every time you open a door, it slams shut again and you get raped.

 

Five tampons are going down the street. Why aren't they talking to each other?






Because they're all stuck up ****s.