Should CBK have another slice of cake?

I'm not allowed goodies, however, I have just been away for a few days and had cakes and biscuits (it is a medical fact that there is no fat or calories in goodies given as a gift or consumed on holiday ). the trouble is that I now have to go cold turkey again (but I'd still never eat fig rolls).

 

Alright! Don't rub it in!

 

I was going to tell him to get stuffed too...but thought no someone will tell him to anyway

 

I feel a bit sick, but man, if that Lemon Drizzle cake was a footballer it would have been Ronnie Eklund.

 

Looked absolutely fabulous, but didn't last long?

 

If fig rolls were a player they'd be Ali Dia....largely pointless.

 

What will you wash the extra slice of cake down with? Do you like Rum Babas, they would seem to fit the bill.

 

Fig rolls would be Guly. Massively underappreciated.

 

Mmmm! Crumbly?Nutty? A fruitcake?

But what sort of cake should he choose?

 

Where's the "Why not have another two slices" option? Hope you enjoyed it CBK!

 

Any chance we can do a football player-cake/dessert pun type game?

In which case, the above would have to be Ronnie Eccles Cake.

You could also have... Luke Shortbread, Jose Fondant, and of course Lallana Split.

 

People get away with so much without getting a ban these days

 

I am surprised that CBK hasn't been warned about not providing a link to a cake website!

 

Fran I'm sure there's something in the rules of this site that you shouldn't say cruel and unkind things about other members' loved ones.

 

I'm just amazed that the words 'fig rolls' got past the swear word blocker.

 

Is that better?

 

I think CBK would benefit from those special cakes they sell in Amsterdam. They alter one's perspective and induce a feeling of wellbeing, much like that experienced after Saints beat Newcastle 4-0.

 

Kenny Monkou is the man to see about a "schmoke and a pancake".....

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/ken-monkou-what-happened-next

 

I see it is a series of articles about ex-footballers. Quite interesting. Hassan Kachloul has been featured and his tag-line was:

I buy property to rent out, or develop and sell on – it's not quite the same as playing a one-two with Matt Le Tissier!

 

I was disappointed when Kachloul moved on...imagine a time that we were considered a side not worth Hassan staying for.