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Off Topic Sherlock Dorts and the hunt for the Fake Fredor

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  1. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Don't you start with me Fredor
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I’m Fredor 3
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Correct. This makes you favourite for next Monday night's quiz. Would you like to say something?
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I think you lot are disrespecting the memory of dear old Fredor. He is dead, isn't he? :emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    And where is Paddy Bateman, by the way? Have you all scared him off?
     
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    He's currently on set filming Fredorback Mountain.
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    He didn't turn up on Sunday, some lame excuse that he had to stopover in Tasmania.
    Maybe Fredor is the Tasmanian Devil.....

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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> the plot thickens...
     
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  10. JakartaToon

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    He texted me to say he couldn’t get in the pub. It looked like there were 75000 inside and at least 100000 locked out according to him. He said it looked well full or was it Fullwell.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So aside from all this silly bollocks, has the actual vote in which Newcastle Not606 members voted to release Fredor and others been acted upon? Or is this ****ing charade of a forum with democracy still choosing to ignore it?

    Get the bastards released you bunch of dictators.
     
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  12. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    We weighed up the result of the vote and decided that like the Brexit referendum the result was only advisory for The Moderatorati. Following comments from a number of posters that they would not post as much/stop posting if the bans were lifted The Moderatorati decided that the ban would remain.
    I understand that you may find this decision undemocratic and it goes without saying that should a poster of your calibre indicate that he may leave then we would be required to revisit that decision.
    As it has subsequently come to our attention that either you may be Fredor or you may be looking for someone harmless you could abuse can we suggest that either:
    1) you take Salad Finger’s advice and curl up and die
    Or
    2) pick on a different forum member, in which case Nev has put himself forward.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Quit beelin you moaning bastard. We are operating a quasi democracy here. In short... Nev looks like Peter Beardsley and sets the rules.

    Lots of love.

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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What a load of tosh, the real reason Fredor stayed banned was because those fukcing Mods were scared that
    some bumbling amateur sleuth was about to reveal who the fake Fredor is/was.
     
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  15. JakartaToon

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    So now you are insinuating its one of us - think you need to start naming names or you may be hearing from my lawyers (Fredor, Fredor and Partners)
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Well, I've named just about everyone else <laugh>
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Fredor you evil old bastard I hate you <grr>
     
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  18. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Mods day trip to Paris,

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    Would be in front of the most phallic monument in Paris n all. Chippy's idea for sure. Don't be fooled by the lack of colour, they are definitely all wearing mustard chinos
     
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  20. Blacker-than-Knight

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    ACS's combat chinos

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