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Off Topic Sherlock Dorts and the hunt for the Fake Fredor

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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Very good Heed. This could explain your earlier comment that fredor came before the Chief Suspect. Marked down on page three of my little black book :police:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Of course, we could decide on an amnesty here. I hold back from naming the Chief Suspect in return for an agreement that we have no more polls or referendums on Fredor's return. I can't be any fairer on that....a new dynamic :) :police:
     
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    I’m sure Hacky wil....

    Erm good idea Dorts!
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    If there was poll on having no more Fredor polls, I would vote to have no more polls. <ok>
     
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    I think suspect(s) should be named. I am starting to get nervous that I may be on the list ............... and I know it's not me.
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Nice one heed that's the spirit. But I don't think another poll is needed :police:
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

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    :police::emoticon-0103-cool::cheesy:
     
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    You are not on the list, too many full stops and you didn't go missing from late may to early sept like my chief suspect and fredor did. You do often post at the same time but you are in da clear.
     
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    He’s also In Da Nesia
     
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    Dear Hacky, I've worked out who Fredor is. If we call an amnesty and we agree that I don't name the Chief Suspect and in return you never request another poll, your client can continue to post without having his ID compromised. If we go for another referendum his ID could well be revealed and the other members on here will be feeling cheated and well hacked off. You have no choice but to give in to me and agree to no more referendums or votes. Yours, The Black Panther <party>
     
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    We could always have a poll on who everyone thinks the Chief Suspect is! That could be fun.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

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    The Chief Suspect's name now has a full stop after it <laugh>

    Nowt like bolting the stable door and all that <laugh>
     
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    Evening all :police:
     
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    Bateman appears conspicuous in his absence.
    A lead? Or a rouse?
     
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    From that info, I'd say Obi, Nev, Chaos or maybe Heed. I don't think Chaos writes in the same style, although I genuinely think he might have split personalities. Nev works in IT in some way I think so could be him. I think Obi would think it was funny to have a fake account. Bateman was desperate to get Fredor un-banned despite (from my memory) never really battling with him.

    So, all in all, I think Fredor's just a geriatric Aussie. <laugh>
     
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    A rouse <laugh>
    Bateman clearly knows who the Chief Suspect is.
     
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    :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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    Spill the ****ing beans then.....
     
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    <laugh>

    This is like .............................................................................................................................Cluedo <laugh>
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

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    What we need is for the four named above to come on here and deny it! :police:
     
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