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Transfer Rumours Shelvey ****ing off

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 23, 2021.

  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    That was a great deal for us. Well it should have been. Sadly we got ****ed with no lube again though. We got Carver, ****e. Then Steve McClaren, just ****ing clueless. Then Rafa, boring as ****. Then Bruce, absolute charlatan.

    I think we've already established he was never my man. I just don't struggle with objectivity like some. Personalities aren't really important to me, most people are ****ish in some way. Carver, tub thumping twonk. McClaren, just an absolute cheeseball coming out with cliches. Rafa, just a deceitful whingy ****er duping the fans 'I'm off for a project, honest' - still can't believe idiots fell for all that. Bruce, patronising at times, can't accept any blame “You can talk about tactics as much as you like, it’s all about players” - and they all, to a man, talk ****e. As do the likes of Pep, Klopp etc. People get too invested looking for another Keegan to put on a pedestal. I don't give a ****, if someone can turn us into a winning side, that'll do. I'd love another man of Bobby's ability, class and honesty rolled into one, I don't think we will ever see it though.
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Pardew did excellent as our manager. Simple as.

    Loved it when he called Pellegrini a **** and head butted that Hull player.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Has he ****ed off yet?
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Shelvey, Bruce or Ashley?
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    All three please.

    P.S is the takeover on? No one seems to be posting there now?
     
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    All 3.
    Plus Trev.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    so all 5.
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Forgot to sign in to your sock account?
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Of course it's on but it's now a waiting game.
     
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

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    Just because you’ve suckered the Manc into buying your drinks at the Earl, Cletus.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Which of my socks are you referring to?
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

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    Has the baldy **** gone yet?
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Jim is still posting mate
     
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  14. jimileysbaldhead

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    I'm still here.
     
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Why isn't he playing? He's not even on the bench
     
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  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Couldn't be arsed getting out of bed the fat bald ****
     
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    Could Bruce finally have realised him and Joelinton are useless?

    Na, unlikely
     
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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Another one who has slipped through the net.

    17 days now to the start of the season and we have jonjo, miggy, asm and Joelinton not available.

    Oh dear
     
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  19. Roland Deschain

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    ive changed my mind. I’m out from 1st august til the fat ****s are gone.
     
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  20. JakartaToon

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    Resting him for when the important games kick off.
     
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