Off Topic Shaving your bits in a hotel room

Your pubes must be down to your knees then......

 

She loves flowers.
I normally pop round when Jaks at work with a bunch of Roses for her.
#cheaperthanabic

 

............so it's your fault his plug holes are blocked!

 

And his lug holes when we meet up for beers mate. The jet setting bastard flies in to watch the toon. Mad ****er.

Top lad really.

For a Manc.

 

What Heed’s a jet setter?

 

I wondered who that other razor belonged to. At least you dont use mine. Nothing worse than the feel of another man’s pubes on your face when shaving.

 

Ok

Okay, okay, we heard you the first time. Touched a nerve there, I think, Chippy.

 

Or your lasses pubes in the Swan Vesta match box I keep in my car.... (sorry(

 

You do know that’s a breach of Health &Safety. At her age they are highly flammable - like the moors in Summer after a long dry spell.