shall i run for mayor???

Sorry jonno, that money is going towards saving gorillas/destroying the remnants of my liver.

Good luck though! You're definitely smarter than Boris, and you obviously have better tastes in shirts.

 

Thanks toby good luck with the planet of the apes lol

 

Nationalise the pubs to stop them all closing down
Ban all scousers from the city and kick out those already here
Make playing Beatles songs in public a criminal offence
Ban drinking on the streets

Do all that and you'll have my vote Jonno.

 

It'll cost you £10,000 for a deposit Jonny and you'll lose it if you poll less than 5 per cent of the vote.

 

interesting reading about that today did some finding out and you are right 10k is a deposit required but if you stand you get a salary of £420,000 so come on people its worth fundraising the 10k for me to stand and i will listen to your political views and put them to downing street if get elected.I need get a decent team behind me so who is up for the task?

 

Jonno, I'm yer man. We can start by reopening Walthamstow dogs
Put me in charge of that please.

 

will do archers if have 10k i spread the word need financial backing for me to get this up and running to many ****ed up mps

 

one of my mates was bouncer in walthamstowe and the triads came in firing shot guns