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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by The Ides of March, Apr 23, 2016.

  1. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    As this is a very special day, the 400th anniversary of his passing, can we have a thread devoted to the great man that is open just for one day where people can put in their favourite quote from a play, his poems. For those clever enough they can use a Shakespeare metaphor for a particular footballing moment. Thanks!!
     
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    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    HENRY BOLINGBROKE taken from Richard 2, a play that I studied at O level many decades ago.

    Look, what I speak, my life shall prove it true;
    That Mowbray hath received eight thousand nobles
    In name of lendings for your highness' soldiers,
    The which he hath detain'd for lewd employments,
    Like a false traitor and injurious villain.
    Besides I say and will in battle prove,

    Corruption. The former PM of the Balears is inside. The story goes that she awarded her husband's construction company the right to build roundabouts here.
     
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  3. tomw24

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    It's the 400th. He died in 1616.
     
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  4. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    Wh
    Where art thou fair calculator!
    Thy wish for correction hast been done.
     
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  5. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Poetic licence. :)
     
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  6. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    'How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child'.

    You listening, Adam!
     
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  7. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    One for the boys this afternoon:

    KING RONALD:
    Once more to Villa Park, dear friends, once more;
    And close the goal up with our fans' stale pies.
    In summer there's nothing so becomes a man
    As modest stillness and humility:
    But when the blast of football blows in our ears,
    Then imitate the action of the tiger;
    Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
    Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
    Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
    Let pry through the portage of the head
    Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
    As fearfully as doth a galled rock
    O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
    Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
    Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
    Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
    To his full height. On, on, you noblest Saints
    Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
    Fathers that, like so many McMenemys
    Have in these parts from morn till even fought
    And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
    Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
    That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
    Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
    And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
    Whose limbs were made in Staplewood, show us here
    The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
    That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
    For there is none of you so mean and base,
    That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
    I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
    Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
    Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
    Cry 'God for Ronald, England, and Saint George!'
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    If all the year were playing holidays, to sport would be as tedious as to work.
     
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  9. Island Saint

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    Toby, or not Toby, that was the question:
    Whether 'tis nobler in defence to suffer
    The shots and passes of outrageous wingplay,
    Or to take arms against a sea of crosses
    And by opposing clear them. To foul—to err,
    No more; and by a foul to say we end
    The attack and the thousand scoring shots
    That Fonte is heir to: 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be wish'd. To head, to kick;
    To head, Van Dyke to dream—ay, there's the rub:
    For in that cross of Prowse what dreams may come,
    When we have shuffled off his markers arm,
    Must give us goals—there's the respect
    That makes calamity of football life.
     
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  10. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    Utterly brilliant!!
     
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  11. It’s Only A Game

    It’s Only A Game Well-Known Member

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    What goes up, must come down.
     
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  12. Clem Fandango

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    Don't piss into the wind.
     
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  13. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Like I did. Easily done when you're desperate and hanging on to a heaving boat. Only did it once though.
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!
     
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    It’s Only A Game Well-Known Member

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    Who could forget Kenneth Williams' brilliant portrayal of Julius Caesar in the bard's adaptation of Carry on Cleo.
     
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    Anyone watched on bbc2 tonight Shakespeare
    Live from the Stratford theatre ? Got to say I have enjoyed from start to finish......(even though meant to finish at 10.30 and it's running over ) quite brilliant.
     
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    Out, damned Poch! out, I say! - One: two: why, then, 'tis time to do't. - Pelle is lurking!
     
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  18. fatletiss

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    All the world is a football pitch
    And all the players merely actors.

    The end.
     
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