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Shades of the Liverpool of old

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  1. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member
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    What do you say to a scouser with a job?

    Big Mac please.
     
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    A Scouser walks into the job centre and says "I've just been offered a blow job, if I take it will it affect my benefit claim?"
     
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  3. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    OK - but how many players has he spunked on?
     
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  4. BOJACKHCAFCMAN

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    Klopps managed to unlock Origis potential which means they don't have to rely on Sturridge anymore, also he's consigned Benteke to the dustbin of history. Not to mention Sakho and Lovren actually look like they mean to defend as if their lives depend on it instead of walking around looking lost. All this in one season makes him seem a decent enough manager to me.
     
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  5. Walter Sobchak

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    Man walks into a shop in Liverpool:

    Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife?

    Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?
     
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  6. Quill

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    Bit unexpected, but I've just met some Dortmund players/staff in Withernsea.

    No ****ing joke, their team bus is in Withernsea. I'm genuinely being serious.
     
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    (Photo taken from a mate, I'm not putting images with my face up on here)
     
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  8. AKCJ

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    Thank **** for that.
     
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    Damn straight. <ok>
     
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    How ****ing lost must they be?

    First they lose from an almost impossible position - then they end up in Withernsea <laugh><laugh><laugh> They've had a torrid 24 hours!!!
     
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  11. City Man

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    That's a harsh punishment for them. They played OK.
     
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    Go on, AKBollocks - make a witless jibe about this...

     
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    Why is that coach there'?

    Guessing no players on it... They must have flown back?
     
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  14. City Man

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    Empty coach arrived on ferry Wed morning at King George Dock. The players probably went with Luftwaffhansa I reckon, and coach met em at the airport.
     
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    Klopp . Agreed.
    But **** fawning over scouse ( not the real ones. They can't help it
    - I'm talking about the plastic ****e. You know who they are etc blah blah
     
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    You should have just put Luftwaffe instead of doing half the job..
     
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  17. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    What sort of Hansa is that?
     
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    Thanks for the consideration. I have just had my tea.
     
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    Another one for you, AKBollox - right up your street, ****wit:

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    .Q.What's the difference between Batman and a Scouser?
    A.Batman can go anywhere without Robin
     
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