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Sexual Harassment at music festivals

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Can a fondle your samurai lady tits without you going all kill bill?
     
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  2. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    He’s not a mole, He wouldn’t be able to type on here.
     
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  3. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    I have fingers just like you

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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Quality. <laugh>
     
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  5. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    You googled that, Act your age. Not your shoe size.
     
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  6. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Lucky for me I wear Japanese shoes

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  7. Archers Road

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    In order to stand a chance with a Samurai Lady, you must exhibit the true Spirit of Bushido - which means being willing to surrender your life at a moment's notice, without regret. Only then will she have sufficient respect for you to allow you to cop a quick feel.

    Any breach - accidental or otherwise - of the strictest and most complex codes of etiquette may result in you feeling the sharp edge of my Hitori Hanzo steel.

    Them's the breaks mate, sorry.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    What about just a finger?
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Why you laughing. You love penis, by metths logic.
     
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  11. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    He's not wrong. This is me at the moment.

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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Only Milks.
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    What @Matth_2014 doesnt realise is that you're genuinely the PL boards pet mole.

    Now who's weird for talking to pets <whistle>
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Skiddy thinks I'm Ice Cube and thinks I've got an attitude problem because of NWA <laugh>

    What a ****ing idiot
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You're not Ice Cube?
     
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  16. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I think it's a diss due to

    Are we there yet?

    Are we done yet?

    The mutha ****a went Disney
     
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  17. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Looks like one of those furry weirdos.
     
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    anyone else seeing the correlation?
     
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  19. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No, I don’t get it.
     
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  20. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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