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Sexism Is Alive And Well

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Nov 9, 2011.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Did know a burd who's fakes were amazing. I had no idea they were fake until she told me. Seems it depends on the skill of the surgeon how well they turn out.
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Precisely.

    Remember the super heros campaigning for justice for fathers.

    The Invisible Man was complaining that his kids hadn't seen him for years.
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    ER's stand-up shame
    Monkhouse lives
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ****ing hell, what size were her tits? <yikes>
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    That's the best I've got Im afraid <laugh>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 9, 2011
  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    pretty small. just a handfull. i thin they were quite new because the skin was still tight and they were pretty hard. she was a paper bag case.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 9, 2011
  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Why did no one get the joke? <grr>
     
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  8. - SW6 -

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    I did.

    Carry on.
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    aw aye, she was a phalidamidite

    10 points if that's spelt correctly
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 9, 2011
  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> not even close!!!!

    thalidomide

    that's the drug but what do you call the actual wee hand guys? is it thalidomite?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 9, 2011

  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Dr Evil in autin powers calls his mini me <ok>
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    did you hear about the thalidomide porn star?

    he had an arm like a baby's cock <ok>
     
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  13. - SW6 -

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    Jeremy Beadle<ok>
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    did u hear about the cowboy with wee arms?

    they called him billy the thlid
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 9, 2011
  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Naw, her tits were so big she couldn't reach her nipples.

    I give up...
     
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  16. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    good decision <ok>
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i think in a divorce the woman should get the family home and car and 100% of the mans assets bar his pension.

    EDIT; not forgetting the kids, she should get those too <ok>
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're probably right. We can't expect silly women with their inferior brains to stand on their own two feet without the help of men <ok>
     
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    Beautifully put sir, well done<applause>

    Anyway, I'm off to sit around and wait for the mrs to come in and cook my tea.

    Good evening.
     
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