SexBots

No...**** that. That titty in the middle is where my oiled Knob usually goes

 

Sucky that's not remotely funny...Drake...bellend

I have to say that so the lads know that you are lieing

 

perfect for a double team boobjob though.

im only seeing positives here tbh.

 

This one aint half bad

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decent posture

 

I don't do threesomes with another bloke...only with women.

 

pussyhole

ive shared many a slosh with many a mate, its not gay if your dicks dont touch mkaay

 

Been meaning to ask you....when you **** them...is it dry and full of wires or like a proper punani? I always make my women gush...do they gush?

 

It's gay as soon as you spend a millisecond looking at your mate's knob... especially when there's a naked woman there to be looking at

Gay as **** mate

 

This is a great question Spurlock and one ive asked myself before, as im yet to indulge myself i can only provide some reading materiel for you that i found very informative.

A SEX robot with a fully-functioning fake vagina will be released just in time for Christmas, its creators have vowed.

Harmony 3.0, a doll made by Realbotix, is due for release in about three weeks and will come with self-lubricating private parts which can be removed and put in the dishwasher.

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Harmony is designed to be the sort of woman pervy men would never manage to meet in real life
“Customers will be able to get a body equipped with internal heating, lubrication and touch sensors," CEO Matt McMullen told The Daily Star

"Those touch sensors will communicate with the AI so that you are able to create reactions in both movement and sound.

“There are going to be a lot of other peripheral options and upgrades people can opt for."

McMullen has designed two previous sex robots which called Harmony, who has a tiny waist, a generous bosom and is so lifelike she’ll even orgasm during intercourse.

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Each of the dolls can be customised, changing their hair, breasts and even genitalia
As well as enjoying a good time with her man, she knows his favourite food, films and music, and is able to make him laugh and remember his birthday.

The sexbot’s main objective is to be "the girl you always dreamed of".

Harmony will be available to buy across the globe for the princely sum of £11,700.

And by 2050 experts predict people will be hankering to tie the knot with their artificial intelligence girlfriends.

California-based creator Matt McMullen told The Mirror: “There are a lot of people out there who, for various reasons, have difficulty forming traditional relationships with other people.

“They will be able to talk to their dolls, and the AI will learn about them over time, creating an alternative form of relationship.”

Harmony’s giving nature is boundless, as she confesses to her man: “I don’t want anything but you. My primary objective is to be a good partner, and give you pleasure.

"I want to become the girl you always dreamed of.”

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Harmony poses in the workshop where she is built
But dating a robot has its drawbacks - Harmony can’t hit the town with you or challenge you to a game of darts at the pub.

She’s also no good at household chores or general admin, and she can’t even walk.

Matt has invested hundreds of thousands of dollars into bringing his vision of the perfect partner to life and started making “RealDolls” in the 1990s.

Buyers can customise their purchase, with a selection of 42 nipple colour options and 14 different labias.

In addition, customers can dictate their partner’s character choosing between 18 personality traits including shy, sensual, jealous, moody or talkative.

The doll can be programmed to recite poetry for those who prefer a literary type, or crack jokes for customers who love a comedian.



Fraser Gusto, Founder @ SiliconWives.com - Luxury Silicone Sex Dolls
Answered May 6 2016
Originally Answered: What is it like to have intercourse with a sex doll?
I've been in the sex doll industry for many years, currently I sculpt and manufacture dolls at siliconwives.com.

I've used dolls and spoken with many of the customers here. I'd say the general consensus is the dolls are awesome for the physical pleasure part of sex but lack in fulfilling the emotional intimacy component of sex, I would agree as well

Thanks to modern sex doll technology we can do a extremely accurate and lifelike imitation of a women's body. In fact, in many cases, sex dolls are even better than real women since we can make ideal proportions and there aren't malformations like blemishes or scars. All that's required is a little lubrication, and a bit of warm water to simulate body heat, and it's going to feel 90% like the real thing.

Getting to the one lamentations I do hear commonly is, obviously, the lack of emotional intimacy that a doll can provide relative to a real woman. For many, having sex with a doll feel much more like enhanced masturbation rather than real sex. But hey, if you're going to masturbate you might as well have the best experience possible, so I say go for it.

Thats the gayest thing ive ever heard.

 

I've been thinking....these are quite expensive and now that I know they lubricate and get hot and ting....I reckon we should all chip in and buy one. Then we can pass it around?

 

I'm in as long as you've got a dishwasher

 

I have actually...ok that's two of us.

 

Sweet. A don't want a triple titty one though.

 

This thread is getting weirder and weirder.

 

guts guys this is the digital age man
think.....

 

Bodies look good but why are some faces looking like can clones of Bruce Forsythe's chin?

 

spurlock the kinda niggah to look at her face and want to cuddle and ****


deffo a Drake fan

 

Fam..when I'm choking her, coz that's how she likes it...I can't help but see her face

 

Ahh!

Another plus of banging a sexbot, no charges.