A bad day at the office for Mr. Pool.
After turning up early for work and smashing through his 'in' tray, Mr. Pool had a lovely lunch and decided to put his feet up for the remainder of the day. "I know, I will outsource all of this afternoons' work to an intern. I have already got ahead for the day" he thought to himself.
Alas, the intern Mr. Pool relied on was the reckless and feckless office Spaniard. In a crass display of incompetence and imbecility, Alberto failed to file all of the TPS reports and proceeded to fill out the requisition forms with ¿qué? on every line. He spent the rest of the afternoon licking the windows until Herr Bossman sent him home and assigned the work to 'boring' James.
The gossip in the office lately was that Alberto has been improving in his workload but his colleagues and the company customers have been misled. Whilst walking in a straight line may be progress for Alberto, it is relatively simple task for his colleagues (and most 3 year olds).
Dejan, the shakey janitor got mixed congratulations for his work on that day. Some applauded his work in polishing a turd. But others were critical of the fact that Herr Bossman asked Dejan to remove the stool sample that Alberto left on the carpet, not to make it presentable.
completely unacceptable
