Next time we have a home game on a sunday i would recommend : the sandcastle 2 for a tenner, the barnes or the ropery, all 3 very good and a good pint
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Next time we have a home game on a sunday i would recommend : the sandcastle 2 for a tenner, the barnes or the ropery, all 3 very good and a good pint
You mean like stupid old men who can't hardly see never mind drive, idiotic women driving massive 4x4's, gormless teenagers who's parents have bought them anything bigger than a Fiat Panda, some knacker who drives at 70mph in the fast lane and won't pull over because "I'm not letting anyone past me, this is the specified legal limit!"
FFS, I can drive better than any of them when I can barely get my key in the ignition!
I`ve got a clean licence and have had since 1978. No convictions ever!
Care to elaborate on that? ****?
So what are you ........ a stupid old man who failed his test 20 times, before passing, or someone who's 40 and behaves like an old man?
Old people who boast about clean licences don't see the trail of destruction they've left behind them.
People with brains and decent eyesight know how to steer clear of doddering old 'Derek' and his indecision.
Perhaps taking 20 minutes to pull out of a T junction prevents points on your licence but, you have to remember, there are people with lives behind you who want to kill you.
Not the one's I've spent time with in Texas, Mississippi and Tennessee!!
What a barrel of laughs you are ..... why not go and 'polish your old banger'
I suspect that's all you're good for.
I got done for two pints of Guinness quite a few years back.
Just over the tipping point for a pass, but like the copper said a fail is a fail no matter how small the margin.
Judge said the same when he banned me.
Got a couple of mates who are coppers and saw one one night after a full session. We were heading to the taxi rank and I was having a bit craic with him. He was luckily having a quiet night.
So I asked him to breathalyser me to see what I would read.
Bare in mind I had shifted at least twelve pints.
I passed. hahahaha.
I hope Sess doesn't leave us under a cloud.
Just over the tipping point for a pass, but like the copper said a fail is a fail no matter how small the margin.
Judge said the same when he banned me.
Got a couple of mates who are coppers and saw one one night after a full session. We were heading to the taxi rank and I was having a bit craic with him. He was luckily having a quiet night.
So I asked him to breathalyser me to see what I would read.
Bare in mind I had shifted at least twelve pints.
I passed. hahahaha.
I hope Sess doesn't leave us under a cloud.
What a barrel of laughs you are ..... why not go and polish your old banger
ok. Go have fun. whatever. you lose
What a barrel of laughs you are ..... why not go and 'polish your old banger'
I suspect that's all you're good for.
Had on! Whats gannin on here like?
You two got beef off smb or something?
Riviera makes a good point imho, nowt worse than sunday sunshine drivers with there fookin driving gloves on doing 20 in a 40 zone, break lights tapping every 30 seconds.
Bit harsh on a new poster dont you think?
If theres beef carry on......
ok. Go have fun. whatever. you lose
Sorry mate but you're rambling ..... you said 'discussion over' a few minutes ago and you're back on again.
I don't take senility lightly so I sympathise with you ............ is your carer nearby, perhaps I can have a word with them.
No beef at all mate ........ I just think these sanctimonious perfect people, who've 'never made a mistake in their lives' are just hypocrites.
None of us are perfect, so let's not get all hysterical and holier than thou .....
I got done for two pints of Guinness quite a few years back.
Just over the tipping point for a pass, but like the copper said a fail is a fail no matter how small the margin.
Judge said the same when he banned me.
Got a couple of mates who are coppers and saw one one night after a full session. We were heading to the taxi rank and I was having a bit craic with him. He was luckily having a quiet night.
So I asked him to breathalyser me to see what I would read.
Bare in mind I had shifted at least twelve pints.
I passed. hahahaha.
I hope Sess doesn't leave us under a cloud.
I agree at times I'll drink a couple of pints and feel as if I've had lot more, on the other hand can drink 4 or 5 and feel sober as a judge ... strange how it works
He's a hypocrite and called me a **** for no good reason.
Are we all supposed to doff our caps and agree with him ,no matter what, ****e he comes out with?
I wasn't pulled for my driving. they had had a report of a stolen car same make and model as mine.
My mates advice don't have Guinness with your meal as the fumes are much stronger than lager or beer.
Makes sense I suppose after a session on Guinness the taste is there for days after.
sanctimonious - no.
perfect - no.
hypocrite - no.
I have a clean driving licence since 1978. Have you? If so, great feel free to join us wonderful drivers. If you haven`t you`re a ****.
Are you a **** Riviera?