Seriously Ridiculous

Imagine Charles Hawtrey being sent to the corner shop to buy a loaf of bread

“impossible to take a view this early on what one to buy until I have tried ten”.

 

What are your favourite Seriously Tedious cliches ?

• We are on a journey
• The owners are paying for our hobby
• Expecting them to spend reeks of entitlement
• Lets see if we can land a Top 10 finish
• Our Xg is ……
• Our XgA is ….
• According to Sqwarka we are a top 2 side
• We can be sure Dr Will is all over it
• We should buy the occasional lounge pass and beverage to help fund the promotion challenge
• Too early to take a view
• We need xxxx more transfer windows
• Let’s see where we are in xxxxx

That’s Hawtrey’s next 1,000 posts written for him. Just jumble up the cliches.

 

Eight of the last nine seasons in the 3rd tier.

Nine managers or head coaches during that same time, as well as 7 caretaker managers (4 of whom were only ever caretaker)
So 12 gaffers with 16 stints between them, as caretaker or permanent.

All material assets stripped. Now tenants in the Stadium and training ground they used to own.

These events mean that all the growth and progress made between returning to the Valley in 1992 and 2007
(basically the Curbishley era) has been thrown away.
And fans who are upset about this are guilty of a sense of entitlement?

That isn't even amusing. It is epic wummery.

 

Swiss Ramble
Enjoy the players wearing the shirt

 

I wonder what the xg is on the cutting of bread quality and time to cut a slice.

 

All day long guvnor.

Dushitelet and the squirrel destroyed us inside 18 months then after this it has all been about attempting to repair the damages.

I'm not speaking for others here but I think it is fair to say we are a strong second division club, and it is shocking we are languishing in the third.

 

By his own admission, one of the founding members of CAST - who have gone on to be both hugely divisive, and totally ineffective.

 

All the rest is noise

 

That is his oft used term of old.

 

Woolwich fell silent when he walked on, then was asleep after his 5 minutes of waffling nothing.

 

Classic Hawtrey.

Talking about transfer funds being available….in January.

Why would there be money available in January, but not now ?

 

Because of all the beverages that have been purchased ?

 

Because they will see if we are in contention for promotion?

 

Surely better to properly fund a promotion capable squad now ?

 

With respect @Watameire I think you missed the joke.

 

And merchandise sales.

 

Charles Hawtrey (Seriously Red) is at it again over there, claiming the fans can chip in to fund a promotion challenge.

He bought a lounge pass for the Bolton game, and now he thinks he’s Jeff Bezos.

 

If the club stops ripping off the fans that might persuade me, not that every other club doesn't do the same.

 

He's an eloquent wum.