Here's how SR might explain his own outlook if he saw himself in a mirror one day, but failed to recognise his own reflection.
Most football supporters have a level of expectation which is higher than whatever situation their team finds itself in at any given time.
The greater the difference, the more fanatical (or unbalanced, if you will) their support tends to be.
This explains the hilarious existential angst of Spurs and West Ham supporters for example, but not only them.
Even long years of success does not reduce the difference permanently. After years in the Premiership punching above our weight, there still seemed to be a feeling among many Charlton supporters that Alan Curbishley could not really take the Club any further, and that perhaps a change would give the Club a better chance of stepping up to the next level.
Feelings like that are nothing to be ashamed of, they are just part of that natural difference between reality and expectations
among supporters of somewhat limited intelligence. *
This fellow in the mirror though, he has a sort of reversed perception.
His level of expectation is the constant. To the extent that his perception of reality does not allow for any difference. No emotional 'fanaticism' or degree of imbalance whatsoever. In other words, he exists in a state of perpetual contentment.
When the Club has it's worst season (by finishing position in the football pyramid) for 98 years, he cannot understand why other supporters should be concerned or upset by that. Everything happened exactly as it was bound to, and anybody expecting something different was suffering from a sense of entitlement or neurotic anxiety. Fans should be content that their Club is on a journey.
When matters improve, gratitude and contentment should be the natural state among the fan base. Not a continuation of the symptoms of that pesky difference between reality and expectation - like fans urging the players to score a late equaliser or a winning goal, or grumbling and booing the team off at half time if the performance on the day has been dire so far. Fans should be content with what they see
and what they are told by their intellectual betters.
When the temperature of the water matches the temperature of your body, you cannot actually feel it.
When your expectations are in harmony with the reality of your team, you
don't have to feel it. There's no need to expect more, or to call for more, or to become stressed or annoyed or impatient or hurt, or indeed passionate or fanatical to any degree.
You have attained soccer enlightenment, and exist in a state of perpetual contentment.
Relegations, embargos, winding up orders, exile, crooked owners, court cases - just part of the journey, like play-off Final victories or a mid-table start to a Championship season. Nothing to get all excited about, or all upset about.
In a nutshell? Don't worry, be happy.
And pity those silly supporters who always seem to be unhappy.
Anybody still awake by this time, have a nice cup of tea

Or some pizza
* don't say these bits out loud.