Course they're easier, have you not been listening? Just sorted out sh4gdates with Helen from Helensburgh and now Flora from McDonald. They seem delighted to have a real man visiting the backwater.
We're not really interested in your lands. No decent football teams, the foods terrible, and it never stops raining. You're welcome to your independance, but you, just like the aussies who keep threatening to form a republic, never actually seem to want it.
Well who is sh4gging Scottish girls? Obviously not you lot. Those lasses need me and my fellow proud Englishmen! # I'm on my way from Paiserley to Inverness today. Aha, aha, aha... #
It's ****E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just ****ers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by ****ers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a ****E state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference
Yeah, can't beat it in a crisp bag! Glue (the book) is not a bad read, Porno's bettertho ... Filth is brilliant too !
Yea read Filth and The Stork one ages back. I remember reading a short story compilation think it was called Acid House, that was the 1st time I`d read one of his and it was ****ing awseome.
Scotland would be a better place if we invited all the neds/chavs to Holyrood for a 'meeting' with all the politicians. Once everyone is secure in the building, that would be the best chance to have a massive cull Our population would be down to 150 but hey ho plenty shaggin' would boost the numbers again.
You're from North London for ****s sake! I went to the Emirates a few years ago to see Hull in an FA Cup Quarter-Final, and saw an Ethiopian restaurant called 'Addis Ababa'. Plus, Haggis originated in Lancashire, so even the most disgusting of all 'Scottish' foods is actually English. Their Football is ****e though.
