Off Topic Sepsis/Insect Bites.!!!

[Erik]

Where you wearing a Nike tee-shirt at the time?

I've heard some **** jokes in my time, but that takes the pink panther wafer.

 

[where's les mutrie now]

Apparently there’s a wave of horseflies down south that are causing sepsis through their bites. Hate them, when they bite you you know about it, **** wasps, they’re the real prick of the insect world.

I agree, got bit by wasp two weeks ago, pain and irritation for five minutes tops. Horseflies three years ago made skin come out with painful blotches. Doctor gave me four things to take. OK after a month.

 

[THE EXCLUSIVE 10%]

Horseflys are utter bastards. They hunt you down and bite you in painful places. Here is a little known fact. The female horsefly, when she wants a mate, can fly at over 90 miles per hour to catch up,with the poor male horsefly. No wonder we can’t get away from them. They fly next to you, knowing that no matter what you do, they are faster and ****ing sneaky with it, and there is no escape. Utter utter bastards. They are the honey badger of the insect world and worse than wasps. Bastards!1!!!!!!








Yes I have been bitten today right on my bollocks

 

[dennisboothstash]

Horseflys are utter bastards. They hunt you down and bite you in painful places. Here is a little known fact. The female horsefly, when she wants a mate, can fly at over 90 miles per hour to catch up,with the poor male horsefly. No wonder we can’t get away from them. They fly next to you, knowing that no matter what you do, they are faster and ****ing sneaky with it, and there is no escape. Utter utter bastards. They are the honey badger of the insect world and worse than wasps. Bastards!1!!!!!!








Yes I have been bitten today right on my bollocks

You were running at less than 90mph with your bollocks out?

 

[HHH]

Horseflys are utter bastards. They hunt you down and bite you in painful places. Here is a little known fact. The female horsefly, when she wants a mate, can fly at over 90 miles per hour to catch up,with the poor male horsefly. No wonder we can’t get away from them. They fly next to you, knowing that no matter what you do, they are faster and ****ing sneaky with it, and there is no escape. Utter utter bastards. They are the honey badger of the insect world and worse than wasps. Bastards!1!!!!!!








Yes I have been bitten today right on my bollocks

Anyone remember that program where that wierdo married a horse.

Surely not...

 

[THE EXCLUSIVE 10%]

You were running at less than 90mph with your bollocks out?

Just a jaunty 75mph jog and yes bollocks were on show, there always on show, criminal not to....I have beautiful bollocks, everyone says so, I did not marry a horse.