Semi final at Wembley

As I have to pay for two (son and me) decided to go up top and pay £75 in total (with booking) rather than £95 total in the lower blocks, so in front row of block 535 just above Club Wembley seats

 

I've also got two tickets for block 135, perhaps I should be gargling to maintain my vocal chords in good nick!!

 

Crikey

 

Gilmartin is injured too.

Be the young kid who warms up with the main goalies before games.

 

Could look for a waiter...

 

You will be fine you always have a lot to say LOL Everyone will have lots of fun " The Grim Reaper" is staying in the USA for the semi and the final

 

i've got a split family! 3 in 135 and me and my daughter in the centre of the singing, not sure exactly which block that is but i think it's 134. Still think it's a shame that the SF is at Wembley but i'm hoping our team turn up and smash Palace! lol

 

Bob Wilson again?

 

Should we get to the final, I would be keen to see if I could get a ticket for it. I have not been to a Watford match for over 40 years (apart from the Dundee Utd friendly up here) so how do I go about getting a ticket please although I appreciate I will be at the bottom of the pecking list after all the hospitality leeches. Grateful for any help and suggestions. Tx.

 

For the final the participating clubs get around 20K tickets each. By the time the club take some, the players get a handful each, there will just be enough for ST holders. Unless you know someone at the FA or another club, only way to get a ticket would be to engage with a modern Stan Flashman. The FA Cup Final is the most ridiculous game of the year when it comes to ticket allocation. Every club in the FA can register for a ticket at the start of the season, in the little village I live in they have football teams and they always get 2 tickets (they get an extra one because they are mates with someone in the Beds FA). So even clubs like Man U & Arsenal and the tramps up the M1 get an allocation if they request it!

 

Thanks w/y, I know it's a long shot. Anyway how do you buy tickets these days, in the good old days you just turned up and passed some cash over the turnstile.

 

In the good old days TV was black and white

 

Did everyone wear flat caps?

 

You go online or call Ticketmaster, select the ticket you want, type in your fan ID and give them a credit or debit card number and they will extract a large slice of your wealth and then send you a ticket. With the ticket you go to the designated turnstile and put the end of the ticket with a bar-code into a slot and the turnstile will turn if all is OK. No more humans involved - mind you that has always been the case at them tramps up the M1.

 

Even the babies. I was Tobacco Monitor at my school and we were taught properly how to keep our pipes alight. That was when we realised smoke made men out of us - even the girls.
They learn to smoke crack pipes these days, whatever they are, but imho nothing beats a good shag tobacco. Shag or crack, that's the question.
I did ask for the title Shag Monitor, but was denied for some reason.

 

The highest position I reached at school was playing the triangle, 'cause I was no good at singing,

I need to practice for Wembley!!

 

I was truthfully placed behind a curtain at a school singing concert, my Mum enjoys to tell anyone who will listen.

 

Singing or the triangle?

 

They won't trust me with a triangle, my talent has waned over the years.

 

How do I get a fan ID please?
Most of the wealth goes on Ticketmaster's booking fee booking fees now there is something for room 101....