selling nice phone

I can't work out if you are being extremely helpful or just a complete ****.

I could guess though.

 

no i don't sell it for more that price is the same i brought it for

 

why buy it then?

 

someone wanted it but they got something else so when it arrived i put it up for sale

 

I'm sure your guess would be the right one

Obviously being helpful.....you don't get to be a mod by being a ****

 

Hmmm, hard one that

 

Interestingly I have a penis which is a dead ringer for a mobile phone.

It's hands free as well.

It's going for a £5.

Or I'll settle for some anal antics.

 

Sell-out