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Discussion in 'Formula 1' started by BrightLampShade, Dec 17, 2012.

  1. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I? Forum Moderator

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    'SORRYIDIDNTSEEIT' Ignore all flags. Including Black flags
     
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  2. JonnyBaws

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    "SOMECASH" Buy yourself a drive with a team at the back of the grid
    "BAGSOFCASH" Buy yourself a drive with a midfield team
    "LOADSOFCASH" Buy yourself a drive with a top team

    "CIRCUITCASH" Pay Bernie to host a GP..
     
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  3. RoadRunner

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    IMMAFIRINMAHLASER: Unlock weapons
    BYEBYEYUJIIDE: Disable Safety Car
    GOODOLDRUBENS: Protective No.2 teammate
     
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  4. JonnyBaws

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    "PIQUETJR" - Enable Safety Car
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  5. allsaintchris.

    allsaintchris. Well-Known Member

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    TEAMORDERS - Compels his teammate to slow down and move over for him and hold up the chasing pack thereafter. Can also be used on the last lap for finish line formation fail.
    SCREWJORDAN - Any contract with Eddie Jordan can be ripped up as soon as a better offer comes up.
    MERCEDES - adds 1.5s to each lap time to increase game difficulty. Also increases tyre wear at random intervals when looks like good result is on.
    FIA - Makes game easier by enabling Ferrari International Assistance function to avoid post race penalties and reduce competitiveness of other teams
     
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  6. allsaintchris.

    allsaintchris. Well-Known Member

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    Pressie for Silver


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  7. allsaintchris.

    allsaintchris. Well-Known Member

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    And for Manny, Schuey signs in the right place to advise all drivers that he is now retired

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  8. EternalMSC

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  9. EternalMSC

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    ATTEMPTTOKILL -Allows driver to take out another at turn one, with nothing other than full speed and the car as a weapon.
    PUNCHANIRISHMAN - Allows the driver the ability to punch another driver over a racing incident, without any sanctions.
     
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  10. allsaintchris.

    allsaintchris. Well-Known Member

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    MICHAEL, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!


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  11. EternalMSC

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    I would like to retract this before it escalates as I can see
    Chris is clearly rattled enough in his previous post.
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  12. BrightLampShade

    BrightLampShade Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    What ever happened to light hearted fun hey.
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    some people took the short-cut to bypass the humour chicane.
     
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  14. allsaintchris.

    allsaintchris. Well-Known Member

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    I thought we were having banter!?

    However, to ensure there are no hard feelings at this festive time of year, I have the following message

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  15. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I? Forum Moderator

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    dont spoil christmas guys!! <grr>

    to cheer everyone up, here are some twats...
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  16. allsaintchris.

    allsaintchris. Well-Known Member

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    That is almost worthy of a caption competition!
     
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  17. RoadRunner

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    <laugh>!
     
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Curly shemp and moe?
     
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  19. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I? Forum Moderator

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    Meat & 2 veg?
     
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  20. SgtBhaji

    SgtBhaji Well-Known Member

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    My gift to everybody!

    [video=youtube;PppUJ_JGq2U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PppUJ_JGq2U[/video]
     
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