Second hand

Probably Hiag, or NSIS...they wear that kind of sun in Spain

 

I’d rather wear Matthew’s Lonsdale trackie.

 

HIAG definitely wears them.

 

Unwashed?

 

Presumably.

 

But they fit him like lycra leggings.

 

Guilty, about 25 years ago.


But in my defence, that's what happens when you let a woman buy your clothes. That doesn't happen any more (she'd never have let me get away with Hawaiian shirts).

 

After he's been doing lunges in them ?

 

My Mrs would get turfed out on the street if she brought home a pair of them for me.

 

30 years ago maybe.

 

This is @Archers Road after 25 years of his mismatched wardrobe. His missus buys the trousers, he buys the shirts.

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Looks like HIAG, yesterday.

 

They need the right pair of deck shoes to set em off


I recommend Sebago Docksiders

 

Leaving a member of the blue rinse brigades sheltered housing at 6am?

 

With her false teeth in that plastic tub as a trophy.

 

I’ll bear that in mind mate if I ever feel like attempting a Guinness world record of committing suicide in the most tragic way ever.

 

While listening to 'long black shiny car'?

 

Notice complete absence of piss stains on trousers or wine on shirt