brb - hello, I would like to buy a season ticket please
ticket office - what seat?
brb - RE Block 4 Row M Seat number xxx
ticket office - sorry that seat was already sold last season
brb - ok, the RE Block 5 Row P Seat number xxxx
ticket office - sorry that seat was already sold last season
brb - ok MSL Block F Row W for ****** Seat Number **** ***
ticket office - don't swear please sir, and you can't have the offer in that stand
brb - ok, let's start again in the RE, what seat can I have?
ticket office - None at the moment sir, as they are all allocated and will not become available until Summer at the earliest.
brb - where's the steward?
ticket office - pardon sir?
brb - where's the steward,
@alwaysright told me he found a ticket, I'll take that one
ticket office - you can't have that one, it's already allocated to someone
brb - no it's not, the steward is still out there wandering around an empty stand, trying to find the owner.
ticket office - I will tell you what we will do for you brb
brb - what's that?
ticket office - answer a question and you can have any seat you like!
brb - go on then...
ticket office - what was the main design fault of the Rocket?
brb - I know that, I know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!