season awards

[Commachio]

@brb suggested such a fred

so

Manager of the season:
Team of the season:
Player of the season:
Disappointing team of the season:
Dive of the season:
Goal of the season
Worst VAR moment.
Best laugh at moment.
Most improved player of the season.

 

[brb]

Manager of the season: Bielsa
Team of the season: West Ham
Player of the season: Cavani
Disappointing team of the season: Sheffield United
Dive of the season: Son, for the non existent smack in the face
Goal of the season: Can't remember at the mo
Worst VAR moment: Too many
Best laugh at moment: Liverpool
Most improved player of the season: No idea

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Manager of the season: Bielsa.
Team of the season: Leeds.
Player of the season: Ruben Dias.
Young Player of the Season: Phil Foden.
Disappointing team of the season: For me, Spurs. Generally? Liverpool.
Dive of the season: Peterborough's v Lincoln, which won them promotion. Just how does he fall for this?

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Goal of the season: Lamela v Arsenal. Rabona nutmeg.
Worst VAR moment: All of them. Just ****e.
Best laugh at moment: Jamie Carragher's weird noise in the Liverpool v City game.
Most improved player of the season: Jesse Lingard.

 

[Treble]

Manager of the season: Ole
Team of the season: Manchester United
Player of the season: Cavani
Disappointing team of the season: Manchester United Women's Team.
Dive of the season: De Gea
Goal of the season: Fernandes' fifth penalty
Worst VAR moment. Couldn't care less.
Best laugh at moment. Liverpool FC
Most improved player of the season. Lingard

 

[Chief]

Manager of the season: Moyes
Team of the season: City, they are the best team out there, simple.
Player of the season: Harry Maguire
Disappointing team of the season: Liverpool. Although personally am not even slightly disappointed.
Dive of the season: Son. **** off and cry somewhere else you ridiculous prick.
Goal of the season; Cavani. Take your pick
Worst VAR moment. The Son cry till the goal is disallowed one.
Best laugh at moment. Liverpool generally. At no point have their supporters been able to go to a game and sing champions.
Most improved player of the season. Paul Pogba

 

[Dier Hard]

Manager of the season: Moyes
Team of the season: Leeds
Player of the season: Kane
Disappointing team of the season: Spurs
Dive of the season: Any of Richarlison’s 10,000
Goal of the season: Lamela’s rabona
Worst VAR moment: All of them, scrap it
Best laugh at moment: Lacazette’s scream and the following mocking by pundits
Most improved player of the season: Calvert-Lewin or Lingard

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Manager of the season: Moyes
Team of the season: City
Player of the season: Bruno
Disappointing team of the season: Lol
Dive of the season: Kane
Goal of the season: Bruno v Everton
Worst VAR moment: Saints down to 9
Best laugh at moment: Pickford Kung Fu
Most improved player of the season: Luke Shaw

 

[Spurlock]

Manager of the season: Rodgers
Team of the season: West Ham
Player of the season: Kane
Disappointing team of the season: Spurs
Dive of the season: Bruno Fernandes v take your pick
Goal of the season: Lamela rabona v Goons
Worst VAR moment: Calling a penalty for United after FT...shambles
Best laugh at moment: No fans for the Pool champs
Most improved player of the season: Calvert Lewin

 

[remembercolinlee]

Manager...Maureen for finally ****ing off

Team...WBA for finally relegating fat Sam

Player...pickford for killing Liverpools season

Disappointing team...Burnley for surviving...yet again

Dive of the season...Southampton from 3rd in December to 14th winning just 3 games out of the next 17.

Goal of the season ... any of the ones scored against Arsenal

Worst VAR moment...it not being binned

Best laugh ... Graham Souness saying the beer can thrown up at the sky gantry during the United protests could have killed some one.

Most improved player...Joe Hart, he ain't let in a league goal all season

 

[Archers Road]

Manager of the season - Ralph Hasenhuttl for losing 9-0 again, and having big enough balls to appear in public again without a bag over his head.

Team of the season - Team Var

Player of the season - Jordan Pickford for showing his WWE moves on Van Dijk

Disappointing team of the season - same as every ****ing season. The useless ****ers, couldn’t even get relegated and give @Number 1 Jasper a chance to say ‘told you so’.

Dive of the season - rat faced weasel **** Vardy against Saints. Alright, not technically a dive as Bednarek did catch his ankle after the ball, but the Hollywood level mock agony was dramatic enough to fool both the ref and the Var ****ers.

More to follow. Maybe

 

[Tobes]

Manager of the season: Pep if he wins the CL, otherwise it’d be Moyes for me

Team of the season: City

Player of the season: Fernandes

Disappointing team of the season: Dem Red Men

Dive of the season: Can’t say one stands out as there’s been so ****ing many

Goal of the season : Needs a MOTD type shortlist imo

Worst VAR moment: any of the ‘his left nipple is ahead of the defenders foot’ type offsides, sort it the **** out.

Best laugh at moment. The RS shipping 7 (SEVEN) at Villa, and Watkins being gutted he missed a couple of sitters in the post match

Most improved player of the season: Godfrey - the man’s a beast with the pace of sprinter.

 

[Solid Air]

Manager of the season: toss up between Moyes & Bielsa
Team of the season: City
Player of the season: Fernandes
Disappointing team of the season: Us
Dive of the season: Lallana v Spurs
Goal of the season : Lanzini
Worst VAR moment: was **** , is **** and will always be ****
Best laugh at moment. can't remember laughing much this season
Most improved player of the season: Mount