SCUMMERS GOING DOWN 2 ?

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Maybe it is time for both clubs to adopt the River Plate chant and just adapt it a bit. Really interesting and sing it in Spanish. Opposition fans won't know what is being sung but it would be a hell of a lot of fun.
 
There was also a chant of 'The referee's a Scummer' but then thats not new, he probably was, as he was always cheating<whistle>
 
It's one letter different from the actual chant, you hardly need to be a MENSA to think that one up.

Then again "You what, you what, you what you what you what" doesn't require much to think of either but it makes me lol.

Simplicity is the key. If one had to be a member of MENSA to think up, or "get" a chant then most football fans would be nonplussed. Be honest!
 
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So, is there any truth in the rumour that Pompey are a dirty side?

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/news/heal...hygienic-city-in-the-uk-says-report-1-7010149

Well, Channon, Pompey's team DAZzle the opposition with their BOLD performances, nothing too FLASH, winning all ARIEL challenges, with plenty of VIM, showing lots of (Mr) MUSCLE ( :emoticon-0165-muscl) and attacking in PEARS down every CHANEL they could find. It was indeed a LUSH performance at Newport today, with the sound of the IMPERIAL LEATHER of the ball hitting the back of the net. We were HEAD & SHOULDERS above them, knew how to FINISH to win the game, and not suffer a draw like you had at St. FAIRYs..... .. <peacedove> Peace DOVE........ I thank you <cheers>
 
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Well, Channon, Pompey's team DAZzle the opposition with their BOLD performances, nothing too FLASH, winning all ARIEL challenges, with plenty of VIM, showing lots of (Mr) MUSCLE ( :emoticon-0165-muscl) and attacking in PEARS down every CHANEL they could find. It was indeed a LUSH performance at Newport today, with the sound of the IMPERIAL LEATHER of the ball hitting the back of the net. We were HEAD & SHOULDERS above them, knew how to FINISH to win the game, and not suffer a draw like you had at St. FAIRYs..... .. <peacedove> Peace DOVE........ I thank you <cheers>

We await Channon's reply!!
 
Well, that was fantastic, Woopert! Another win for Pompey, I see. They have swept into the automatic promotion places, polishing off the opposition and cleaning up, using their sweeper system.
SB3 won't like it though. He will rant on about the excess Polish, although I would like to wash his mouth out with soap. Assuming that I could find some in Portsmouth?;)
 
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Well, Channon, Pompey's team DAZzle the opposition with their BOLD performances, nothing too FLASH, winning all ARIEL challenges, with plenty of VIM, showing lots of (Mr) MUSCLE ( :emoticon-0165-muscl) and attacking in PEARS down every CHANEL they could find. It was indeed a LUSH performance at Newport today, with the sound of the IMPERIAL LEATHER of the ball hitting the back of the net. We were HEAD & SHOULDERS above them, knew how to FINISH to win the game, and not suffer a draw like you had at St. FAIRYs..... .. <peacedove> Peace DOVE........ I thank you <cheers>

Take a bow, Woops...<applause>