Scum v Man City

Ah I am pleased you read them and still ignored the one where you looked like a dick, not to worry. Only another 4900 to go till I catch you up and I can learn how to try and win an argument with a smiley
Maybe Marcusblackcat can sing me a song about why my post was "wasted" (which is also interesting for someone with 4k comments).

Anyway this is of course all in good humour cos I am an amiable chap who is currently cooler than the other side of your pillow.

I am getting the hang of this....

 

I was joking about reading them, I don't even know who or what you are tbh.

 

Fair do's, if you get to know me even more you will probably like me even less so you are doing well to be fair. All the best to you good sir.

 

Good sir

Are from Dickensian times perchance

 

Nah a parallel universe

 

Sorry I forgot the

 

Uranus by any chance ......... or is that just what you talk out of

 

Well done - however - I quoted "the mags" generally - not YOU - I have only seen YOU saying that Cabaye was lucky and Mbiwa should've been sent off on this thread - it wasn;t a dig at you just a general dig at Newcastle fans who think the only bad decision was against them - although I haven't trawled the lot on this thread - and I don't go on your board as I find the craic is dhite and the mods are a group of twats

He was offside though... The ref said it so he was

 

Ah this is quite simply a brilliant joke, seriously. If only I had been clever enough to think of uranus jokes when I was at school it would have made everyone laugh so so much.
Brilliant

This one is for you
In face have 2 for your brilliant, superb joke

Well done

Seriously
Well done

 

Ftm.

 

A female to male cross gender on here. Impressive how you keep the minorities happy.

 

At least he likes to advertise it and he is not shy. Good on you, you have smug's full support I am sure.

 

It's all your worth, it doesn't take much effort to better the drivel you post.

 

So are you a female to male, or a male to female cross dressing horse punching beer bellied cock sucking gazza loving twat?

 

Did you hear the rumour that Gazza is a wife beating, woman hating tosser with dyed hair, a high pitched lisping voice & girly earrings who prefers the company of rough men to women?

Oh, and he also likes parading around in public wearing false breasts

 

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No I am neither I think you are a little confused here. I am a man, however I am sure there are help groups for you to contact rather than a football forum. Best of luck in your new venture

 

Oh look, we've got a made to Wum account on here today, how fun.

 

You're not really a funny lad are you ........... and what is it you're trying to say, it's all a bit rambling and silly?

 

Oh I see. Well if I ever reach the quality of the posts that you puke onto this message board I anticipate a fantastic retort. I obviously have a lot to learn before I am able to make jokes about Uranus.....