scouting for summer signings needs to start now , who should leeds bring in ?

take no notice of them marcos were top dogs on this site ha ha we will see this summer if celino means business and starts buying if not your right he should sell up and we can get a proper billionaire who will spend

 

Maybe we should stick adds in the national papers "Billionaire required for struggling Championship club. Must be willing to give away at least 200m of personal wealth for a stab at promotion". Thatll attract them in their droves

 

yes course it will when we put at the end of the ad that they will get 250 million back when we get promoted to premier league and stay there for at least 3 years they would make a profit of 50m by then , unfortunately so far cellino has not spent it on the squad so if no investment on squad this summer CELINO OUT !

 

Yes of course they get that money when promoted and they don't have to spend a penny on extra wages or multi million pound signings. Most pl teams are barely scraping by financially in terms of making profits. But it's important to keep on dreaming, it's what keeps us Leeds fans going

 

Why don't you put the ad in the local paper Sniffer, or ask a few of your billionaire mates, act as a go between make yourself a few quid on the way

 

****ing hell you make him sound like a rent boy

 

He probably is

 

It's probably how you met.

 

First time I saw Farsley he was with you in the Drysalters holding your hand

 

It's worse. He had offered to take his teeth out.

 

You can be pesky varmints when you want to,

 

Which did you prefer, teeth or gums?

 

That's jolly decent of you to offer but I have to suffer her moaning and shopping so it's the least she can do.

 

Don't know why the **** I brought Farsley into this, we were on about knickerSniffer,
Epic fail on my part

 

Oi.... Don't be changing the subject just cos you fecked up. Only taff does that!

 

I'm 'fessing up mate, I ****ed up, got my Farsley and Sniffer mixed up
thought you'd have been all over it like a cheap suit, too late now, I've admitted my faux pas

 

It was an easy mistake to make.


I might have twigged if I hadn't been fishing for other paddies and sweatties on GC.

 

I haven't been on there for a long while, I used to get some right bites, especially from a ****tard called Toby, ****ing Watford fan what a prick, may have a mosey on there tonight

 

Oh ****. Toby liked one of my posts when I was fishing and a paddy called Cairan grabbed my bait... I am an even handed Cnut though so evened things up by landing a bluenose sweattie by the name of Leo mctrotsky.

 

That wasn't his hand..