Scottish Football

I had a battered crunchie, ****ing delightful it was. I had stomach ache for about a week after though.

I think they're a once in a lifetime treat.

 

Yes, not that bad

 

oily and sweet is what i imagine...does the Mars bar not melt?

 

yes but its in-cased in batter

 

They're actually really nice, proper munchies mate.

Very sickly, like very very sickly.

I think eating 2 would probably make you collapse.

 

This.

I felt closer to a heart attack after one of them than in any drugged up state I've been in over the years

 

The sweaties should stick to singing songs about the one battle they won 700+ yrs ago, and leave proper sport alone.

 

I've visited Edinburgh and Inverness..and there is some beautiful scenery in Scotland.

However, to paraphrase Chief when he was once addressing Mr Marks

'what in the name of **** has that got to do with anything'

 

Visited Glasgow too and it's full of Poundstretchers

 

Minnows.

All of them.