Scotland v The Mighty Faroes

Pope, you're an ambulance chaser just admit it.

Have you been injured at work or in the street? Then call Pope he'll pretend he's Bumpole of The Bailey.

 

Is that you praying to suck some money out of the families of a tragedy again Pope? At least if I die at work it'll be an industrial accident, I'll not be getting stabbed by a junkie who I didn't get off with screwing houses over.

 

Fair do's Pope, at least you're honest

The platform I've been on for the last 2 years is the exact same design as the Piper Alpha. And you're right the compo money was nuts, my mate's dad died on it and his mum got a couple of million in the early 90's. Not really a consolation for your da' ending up as BBQ'd fish-food but still....

 

a lawyer praying for death? surely not

am away anyway. see ye later ladies

 

**** you, my life is triple insured if I die in a chopper crash. I have personal insurance, work insurance and then the chopper company pays out an average of £6 million these days. My family are looking at about £10 million if I go down in a fireball. I'm worth more dead than alive. Kind of makes sense to me.

 

Not like my family will need money for a burial or anything though. I've always wanted to be cremated and have my ashes/body parts scattered over the North Sea anyway.

 

Ffs pope you are a sick man today

 

There is a certain cruel irony to getting set on fire when you're surrounded by water though. Cannot be denied.

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that **** won the littlewood pools but wasn't allowed to collect the winnings. . .

 

No bad game last night was like watching SFL football at times though. That boy Barry Bannan looks a right good wee player, pity he's got a name like a character in Whisky Galore.

Can't really get too excited about the result or the performances though because the Faroes were rank rotten, all three goals were shocking defending from them, was primary school stuff at times.

 

barry bannan played for the same cub team as me <claimtofame>

 

and what have you done? spent most of ur life workin ya sad bitter old man.

 

there ye go again. dont like what yer hearin so ye post a hook. hilarious pope.

 

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choooo-chooo!!

 

nev

 

My claim to fame is my mate shouted at Terry Nutkins in Inverness once

 

My claim to fame is that i was thrown out of a travel lodge in Aberdeen once for telling the courteeners they were ****e and pouring a pint over one of their groupies.