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Look guise ye all know me. I like a swally n that. Am also a staunch Scottish nationalist who bleeds tartan blood and eats haggis for breakfast lunch and dinner.

But even in my worsest of drunken patriotic stooshies. Even when i have been on the bevvy for a fortnight non stop and am hallucinating that wee Nicola is biting my bellend. Even when i couldny get aff the couch and the burd hud tae force feeding me king rib suppers and mcewans pale ale. Even then...

I wid never have come out with the ****e some of the ****s on this are spouting.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/scotland-can-win-world-cup-11298607
 
A.L.D.O 4.1 said:
Look guise ye all know me. I like a swally n that. Am also a staunch Scottish nationalist who bleeds tartan blood and eats haggis for breakfast lunch and dinner.

But even in my worsest of drunken patriotic stooshies. Even when i have been on the bevvy for a fortnight non stop and am hallucinating that wee Nicola is biting my bellend. Even when i couldny get aff the couch and the burd hud tae force feeding me king rib suppers and mcewans pale ale. Even then...

I wid never have come out with the ****e some of the ****s on this are spouting.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/scotland-can-win-world-cup-11298607
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So which one's you then?
 
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A.L.D.O 4.1 said:
Look guise ye all know me. I like a swally n that. Am also a staunch Scottish nationalist who bleeds tartan blood and eats haggis for breakfast lunch and dinner.

But even in my worsest of drunken patriotic stooshies. Even when i have been on the bevvy for a fortnight non stop and am hallucinating that wee Nicola is biting my bellend. Even when i couldny get aff the couch and the burd hud tae force feeding me king rib suppers and mcewans pale ale. Even then...

I wid never have come out with the ****e some of the ****s on this are spouting.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/scotland-can-win-world-cup-11298607
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^^this^^
 
Odious Turd said:
Strachan said we need to work at our genetics <laugh>

We're aw too wee.

That's because we let too many Irish in iirc
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Not really, it's all to do with diet, we (well most of us) eat ****e.

There was a stat that since the partition of the Korean peninsula, South Koreans have grown 6" taller than their Northern neighbours, though this might be Yank capitalist propaganda.
 
The Chaser said:
Not really, it's all to do with diet, we (well most of us) eat ****e.

There was a stat that since the partition of the Korean peninsula, South Koreans have grown 6" taller than their Northern neighbours, though this might be Yank capitalist propaganda.
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I'm 187cm tall

FYRB
 
Imagine the furore if Pedro came out with that ****e strachan hit out with?

Spain are too wee too I think. They'll no win a thing.
 
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