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Scotland: Home of Football

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Oct 18, 2011.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Scotchland is perhaps the most backward and parochial country in the world.

    Well the Central Belt is.

    The Central Belt - The Land That Time Forgot.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I thought the Central Belt was what you tied round your fat carcass?
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I think you'll find that was partly filmed on the Isle of Skye ya doddery old fool.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dunno much about this religion stuff but aren't saints actual people who were sainted cos another bunch of people decided so?
     
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    North East: Mad Max - Beyond Pittodrie
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Doug McLure came from Blantyre. True fact.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It was on the word of God they were canonized you utter heathen.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Because they couldnt find any extras that could grunt properly.

    Yes I did know that twathead.
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    Not fat and bald unlike you baldy fat ****.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Were you one of the cast?

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    That you on the left?
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fair enough. Why were they shot out of a cannon?
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    That look like The Piggery to me.

    Mon the Killie.
     
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  13. thefanwithnoname

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    An invention may be derived from a pre-existing model or idea, or it could be independently conceived, in which case it may be a radical breakthrough.

    glad to help <ok>
     
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    Dev spelt the word incorrectly .. it's cannonsized! Saints became Saints because they were ****in massive!
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I see. I must be in with a right good shout for sainthood then. :grin:
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    Bastard
     
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  18. Sharpe*

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    The Scots invented football now too? First it was water, now this.
     
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  19. Frank The Tank

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    Stick a denim jacket on him and you've got a dead ringer.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No, we simply taught the world how to walk on water. Easy mistake to make.
     
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