Scotch Independence - the countdown

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Pure copy and paste job, writer could have put pool balls up his arse and ****e out random numbers for all i know

 

BBC's Nick Robinson has not reacted kindly to his styling at the hands of Salmond earlier.

Salmond's made an enemy for life out of him

 

Fat **** Salmond style.

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Nick Robinson wishes he was that pie.

It's more intact than his sphincter.

 

So how bad is this referendum pish up there anyway? I am in Edinburgh and Ayr all next week for a racing holiday and can't be interested at all, expect Thursday to be a bit manic, your sister still live in Ayr MD?

 

Good luck with that

 

Didn't realise that was you UC. It's getting heated and chances are some dick will come up to you and try and influence your non-vote.

Aye shes still in that ****hole.

 

Surprised you remembered that. I am planning to help you out by telling everyone I meet to vote no, probably get twatted.

Don't think Ayr is a ****hole, quite like the place.After doing Musselburgh and Kelso racecourses on this trip the only one left for me to do will be Perth, probably next year so watch your back and possibly yer arse.

 

Fail.

 

What the **** you on ya bog trotting ****?

 

Was posted already.

 

north korea ffs

 

My most sincere apologies

 

This thread has people beelin too easily

 

What can I say? I guess you left a lasting imprint on me (pretty sure that must be a bad thing) Usually I'd forget such things, what with my collapsed veins etc.

Was in Ayr for a christening at the beginning of the year. The pub was a ****ing dive man and to top that I had to sit and listen to jesus botherers from 9-11.

 

Which pub was it?

 

Can't remember the name, really wasn't that memorable.

A pub across from a Church in Dalmilling (dunno if I spelt that right)

It's just off the motorway, past a few car dealers and a holiday inn (I think)

 

Red Stone, according to google maps.

Looks a lot nicer on there though. Has all its windows and a recent paint job.