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  1. Toby

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    <rofl>

    Gay jokes? Comments about weed smoking and The Simpsons? <rofl>

    You should PM Kirung or Medro to get some more fresh material. Maybe comments about my jeans or my AoE ranking?
     
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  2. Ponders Revisited

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    What do you mean 'jokes'? You are gay, aren't you? Or are you suggesting I'm homophobic, too? My apologies if I've assumed wrong.

    You do smoke weed and enjoy The Simpsons, so these are legitimate comments. What's the problem?

    I don't know who Medro and Kirung are, so I can't comment on them at this juncture.

    And what is AoE ranking? Age of Empires (great game) or Arsehole of England?

    There is no point taking the moral high-ground, T-Cake. After all, you do wish for babies to die of Aids.
     
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  3. Toby

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    I can take the moral high ground because I'm a better all-round person than you, and I know several people that can confirm that.

    AoE is Age of Empries, and I'm the ex #2 in the world at it. Yet another indicator of my obvious awesomeness in comparison to your feeble achievements.

    My views on AIDS babies are irrelevant to this debate.
     
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    <badger> Brilliant. Read your post again and then try to convince yourself you are not a prize c.u.n.t.

    And of course you are lying about Age of Empires.

    Are you gay?
     
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    correct.
     
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    They may be irrelevant to the debate, but they do mark you out as the polar opposite to a well-rounded individual.

    I may have many faults, but I would never utter such an atrocious comment.

    The young and vulnerable should always be protected - even in jest.
     
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    Thanks, i've been working on it for years <cool>

    Am not lying about AoE either.

    Soz to dissappoint but am not into bummings, i'm sure you'll be able to find someone in Berlin to help you out. Seeing the contents of your posts and knowing the germanic penchant for scat you're in the right place.
     
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    ^^^^^^^^

    ***** ****, 100%
     
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    ER stinks of urine and failure.
     
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat_singing

    I don't like that sort of music, T-Junction, so I've no idea why you thought I would.

    I was being petty about the AoE thing, so apologies for that. I was No1 in the world, though.

    Joking aside, I honestly thought you were gay.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

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    Gay taunts now? How very adult indeed.
     
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    I bet you a working kidney i'd crush you at AoE <ok>

    You probably got the gay thing from listening to ER. No good has ever come from that.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

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    You have to admit AoE is pants compared to the Total War series? And Starcraft too for that matter.
     
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    I'm talking about the first one when it was released. Never played Total War properly, and Starcraft is different.

    It's still one of the most fun strategy games i've ever played. They got the balance just right.
     
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    You wouldn't. Fact. I've beaten Alex Wang.
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^

    ****y lily livered pussy.
     
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    I like a game of AoE but never played online.
    What are your top tactics Toby?
    I always play a long defensive game, strip all the resources, make all the technology advances then crush the enemy in a flash.
    I gather the player v player way is to hit early, "scout rush" for example.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

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    Total War is on a different planet, especially if you have a high end PC. Medieval TW2 was the best, or maybe Empire TW.

    You actually control these armies and assault that Castle:

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