Capello - "my name is Capello, i have a Wife and 3 children, i'm a househusband, there is nothing more satisfying than making dinner for your captain, washing up around the clock and doing the hovering, sometimes i like to take all of the food out of the fridge re-arange it all and put it all back in. keeping busy makes me happy sometimes i am even a little naughty and catch a bit of daytime tv in between my chours. but i do harbour one tiny secret, one little secret that my family shall never no. im a hardcore slut"
I accept that my performance in the 2010 World Cup was unacceptable, and as a result I resign my post. Thankyou for the opportunity.
I haven't a clue how to motivate these players into a decent performance, a trained chimp would do a better job, and be far cheaper for the FA
John's wife - YES Rio's - YES Frank's - YES Wayne - Um, No... Why would I want to be with a female ogre
im sorry ive fu***** up your national team with possibly the most talented bunch of individuals your country has produced for years, you really should have given the job to Harry!
