Scenes we'd like to see (Mock the Week style)

[RickieLambertsGoldenBoot]

I intend to do a Mock the Week style scenario every now and then.

Hope you are interested in having some lively banter

The topic will be based on the news that has recently happened in the football world.



The first scenario:

''Unlikely lines to hear Sir Alex Ferguson say''

Hope you all enjoy!

 

[Welcome to the North]

"We were beaten by a better side".

 

[Otto Flayshow]

I'd love to do an interview on the BBC.

 

[UIR - Kagawa Powa]

Man City are a big club

 

[Welcome to the North]

My son did a good job at Preston, I'm sad to see him leave but I wish Phil Brown well and he can have the players on loan.

 

[RickieLambertsGoldenBoot]

I am going to give up chewing gum!

 

[VenomPD]

Finger My Hoop, Finger it hard and fast......

 

[SFCbwSFC]

I apologize

 

[VenomPD]

I apologize

Apologise*

 

[Hash.]

no i havent had a drink all day

 

[RickieLambertsGoldenBoot]

I would just like to apologise because I am the d!ck, and not the BBC

 

[Quagmire]

"I'm a serial rapist"

 

[DHCanary]

"I'd like to thank the ref for a fantastic performance today in a tricky game"

 

[SFCbwSFC]

Apologise*

I'm American

 

[Hash.]

I'm American

no excuse

 

[VenomPD]

no excuse

Exactly, I couldn't give a **** if you're Marvin the Martian.

 

[John Smith]

Hellooo! I'm Esther Rantzen!

 

[jerseymackem]

'I think both teams played well, but the other team had a good result, we were beaten fair and square'

 

[SFCbwSFC]

Exactly, I couldn't give a **** if you're Marvin the Martian.

f*ck off, twat

 

[John Smith]

f*ck off, twat

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