Scenes we'd like to see (Mock the Week style)

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Welcome to Fratton Park this afternoon for today's friendly against our local rivals Southampton. Visiting fans may be interested to know then this Ruin has recently been granted "protected ancient monument" status. Please ask the nearest steward if you are interested in becoming a "friend of Fratton".


Couldn't stop laughing at this.. <laugh> <ok>
 
The hobo outside just gave us a fiver so we might be able to afford to put the floodlights on for at least the first half, sorry folks.
 
"Fans are reminded that trumpets, flutes, violins or any other tuned instruments with which it is possible to make music, are not permitted at Fratton Park.

Drums, bells and banjos are permitted, provide the player can demonstrate the required number of tattoos."
 
Quite so, which is why I said Bournemouth and not Brighton. <laugh> Its like taking candy from baby's . I see my score prediction for tonight on various threads here on your site at 1-1 was correct. ladbrokes get securicor around for my visit in the morning.<laugh>
 
Quite so, which is why I said Bournemouth and not Brighton. <laugh> Its like taking candy from baby's . I see my score prediction for tonight on various threads here on your site at 1-1 was correct. ladbrokes get securicor around for my visit in the morning.<laugh>

Riiiiiiggghhht, yer
good one