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Off Topic Scenario dog

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Dec 15, 2020.

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what do you do

  1. ignore

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%

  2. poison the dog (which is wrong)

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  3. knock on their door.

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  4. tell the council, who will ignore it

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  5. turn ya music up,

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  6. go full fred west

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  1. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^
    ****s
     
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    Fox Mulder, Dec 16, 2020
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yeah, eating a dog is not like eating any other animal. Nor is eating a horse, or a baby. Some things are just wrong.
     
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    Archers Road, Dec 16, 2020
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Play your favourite Christmas songs and stop being a miserable ****.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Dec 16, 2020
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    :emoticon-0159-music Happy Christmas my arse, I pray God it’s our last...
     
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    Archers Road, Dec 16, 2020
  5. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Can’t be bothered to read back and see if this has already been covered, but...

    it’s only barking because someone in the upstairs flat decides to cook dinner at 2.00am!!!
     
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    pieguts, Dec 16, 2020
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    It might just be bored. You should pop into the pet store on your way home from work today and get it some new squeaky toys. That will stop the dog barking most of the time.
     
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    Saf, Dec 16, 2020
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Roy was just objecting to the cages. If it was free range dogs, he'd be fine <ok>
     
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    Treble, Dec 16, 2020
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  8. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Dark chocolate covered ones
     
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    duggie2000, Dec 16, 2020
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  9. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    juat had a pack from M&S mmmmm
     
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  10. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    I'd love to see Comms neighbours posts on SM
    "Ive got this miserable **** upstairs who keeps getting pissed and blasting out AC/DC every ****ing night just as i've fallen asleep . anyone any ideas what i should do "
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Get a dog. A proper yappy one <ok>
     
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    Archers Road, Dec 17, 2020
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  12. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    that should do it
     
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    Solid Air 2, Dec 17, 2020
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Have sex with the dog in front of the owners. They will probably re-home themselves or the dog afterwards...

    And if not... Hey, a hole is a hole.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 17, 2020
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  15. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Solid Air 2, Dec 17, 2020
  16. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    There is a difference between eating a dog and eating out a dog
     
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    duggie2000, Dec 17, 2020
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I said have sex with the dog, not eat it out. What's wrong with you, that's gross. Never lick a Pup's pooch.
     
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    mmmmm
     
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    Spurlock, Dec 17, 2020
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  20. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Have you just fallen in love
     
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