Off Topic Scary ****ing creatures. Phobias galore

Because I like living and breathing just the way I am. If I came in your house while you were sleeping and tried to do you in, you'd be ****ing annoyed if you woke up. Imagine if you were 1200lb bear, not a nice thought, lol.

 

Don't be silly, Comm doesn't sleep.

 

He probably does but with one eye open (lot of lady boys in his neck of the woods), lol

 

No phobias as such, guess I'm lucky. Though sometimes If i scrape my teeth on a fork whilst eating it makes me feel uber-nauseous.

I'm not very fond of rats, either.

 

That'll be me mouth or me gaping red rectum.

 

They jump off the top of the sitting room door.

 

Never see them these days used to have millions of them in our garden when I was a kid.

 

Only just recently cos i had a bad case of Malaria, ****ing MOSQUITO's, pesky little horrible bastards, they kill more per year than any other creature on the planet and the bastards nearly had me as well. I hope the ****er that bit me died a slow horrible death of Welders Lung