Snakes, ****ing snakes! ****S!!!! Also as an aside I hate the ocean, love looking at it but don't put my arse in a boat. Terrified of what's in the ocean and also that they are generally ****ing huge and I don't care how big your ****ing ship is, it's a little speck compared to the awesomeness that is Mother Nature.
Surely you don't see many snakes where you live? I'm with you on the ocean though, there's nothing good in the ocean.
Agree with both. When you're in the ocean you're in someone else's house... And they don't ****ing like it.
Humans are the stupidest creatures that ever go in the ocean, little cut... oh I'll go and wash it in the sea. It's like going into the Serengeti, carrying a load of rotting meat and hoping not to come across a lion. Crystal clear waters... oh really, more clear than the pool? Nah, didn't think so, I'll stay in the pool then. Cheers.
Tomato Sauce! I cant bare to touch the stuff! Sitting at a dining table even if someone asks me to pass the bottle over to them I'm like '**** OFF!!!!' Its banned in my household. Wont even let my 3 year old daughter put any on her hotdog. The few occasions when I have accidently managed to get the tiniest dollop on my finger I dart around like an air raid siren with the runs.
Photos don't tend to bother me! This does though! It makes me really angry! Why? Just why?????? Bowk!!! please log in to view this image
More importantly . . . . fecking frozen chips, which are blinking horrible (you need red sauce to make them edible)
Never understood putting vinegar onto chips either! 'I know lets buy a lovely bag of beautiful chippy wippy woo woo's and pour acid on them!!!'
Frozen chips in pubs is my pet hate! However at home to counter the blandness problem I simply make a chip butty out of them. Even microwave chips can be saved by making a chip butty out of them.
I used to be frightened of horses, but now I feed them carrots and stroke them when I am out for a walk so I dunno when I lost my fear. Bees, wasps and yes earwigs I cannot stand, and double glazing salesmen ooh !
Really, I pictured your area as basically an ice rink where everybody gets around on snowmobiles. I thought Canada was safe, unless you went into the woods.
We have wolves, bears and snakes so don't go ****ing hiking, and they all go hide for 6 months of the year when it's freezing (apart from the wolves, hard bastards).
