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Off Topic Scary ****ing creatures. Phobias galore

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Jun 5, 2016.

  1. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    You'd never get me pot holing and if I ever need a CAT scan I'll need to be knocked out one way or another.

    Deep water scares the crap out of me, if I'm on a boat then no worries at all but if I'm actually in the water I'm fighting the rising panic. The most primal fear I have is being stuck in out at sea and some giant ****ing Megalodon rises from the depths.

    I'm not fond of spiders etc but I'll just kill them and move on.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I was gonna say ****.. till i read the last part.
     
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  3. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    I forgot one, I'm **** scared of going a day without having rough sex with a gang of dudes.
     
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    <yikes>

    I`ve just got a new phobia. Thanks a ****ing bunch. Twat. <grr>
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>
     
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    Cotton wool!! Complete pathological fear passed down from me dad!! Can't abide the stuff and it makes me physically sick (someone I used to work with played a joke by surrounding my computer keyboard with the stuff... I had to be assisted off the building due to my reaction. Got cold shakes!)

    I know a lad scared of sultanas.., same bloke played same trick and had very similar results!
     
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    Eh? How the hell is he going to be attacked by those things? :huh:
     
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  8. Nacho

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    You don't need a good raisin to have a phobia.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Excellent. Double whammy gang of good looking dudes with sulerb tits. Book ya flight.
     
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  10. Nacho

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    I'll meet you there mate.
     
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    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    I have a new hobby. I collect phobias. <doh>
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Pops looking at cheap flights.
     
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    In the opposite direction. <laugh>
     
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  14. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    I think it's spelt 'fantasies'.
     
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    It bluddy isn`t like. <laugh>
     
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    that's what my mate is like, we put cotton wool in his golf bag, he doesn't half lose it but we still take the piss, obviously we remove it after we have had our laugh. He is also scared of frogs and toads?
     
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    I've done plenty of parachute jumps but since the brain hemorrhage I'm left with an abject fear of heights.
    Can't even climb a ladder these days as I have a very poor sense of balance.
    Don't mind spiders & would never kill one. Not sure about them Aussie ones like, some right nasty ones over there.
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Polystrene (sp). I cant stand it. Unwrapped large items and that white stuff from hell, which always makes an ultra high pitch when it rubs against something. It makes me cringe and should be banned. Bubble wrap is the way forward. The founder of polystrene should be thrown into a hot vat of oil.
     
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    you do now
     
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    I am a phobia. My wife's phobia.
     
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