Eddie will be on soon telling us where the jumbos are hidden and the names of the passengers Cameron is going to say were killed by Islamic insurgents. When it happens Jacky will tell us that he met someone in a pub who told him that all this was imminent. Medro will say none of it is important compared to the outrage of one person calling another a proddy twat in Derry City. Gas will call somebody a ****. Someone will post a "wid ye" thread featuring some of the victims. ER will post a thread asking what we think the attackers' favourite soups are.
Do you know, I think that they are. They also think that every time something slightly bad happens in the world you can trace the blame back to the British Empire.
Post of the ****ing year. An inspired piece of accidental surrealism from not606's Thatcherite Fenian creator.
Actually Dan, you can. But while it's true our ancestors sailed around the globe in rickety wooden boats clapping people in irons and stealing their rum and opium, we also taught the ****s how to wear clothes and eat with a knife and fork. So I think we can call it even.
Not to forget the British gave the world classical Liberalism - the economic backbone of the modern world, before all these authoritarian Soviet sympathisers <Archers> tried to take it away. please log in to view this image
Just keep an eye on more Tories jumping ship to UKIP and Nigelshire voting us out of Europe. Hopefully we'll be independent by then cos the UK is ****ed.
