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StokieinSpain

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Thought I WOULD SUGGEST A FANTASY TEAM from our great supporters but because I DO NOT KNOW THE regulars that well apologies for any offence to those included or those omitted

GK Tenderten Cris because he is a brilliant analyst and from his position will be able to comment positively on our performance

BACK 4 POTTS because he will defend us to the hilt
RICC FUL because he is always so positive and supportive
ANOR
ANOR
Mid Field SMITHERS AND SANDOR because as Mods they will be wel balaned

CAGE/HOLE/PLAYMAKERS WADDO because of his appreciation of qualty football
JOWLER for the sense of humour theteam will need
STRIKERS ONB because he always shoots from the hip with no back lift

MANAGER ME BECAUSE OF MY DAILY PRESCRIPTION OF CAVA AND VOKA I WILL ALWAYS BE RELAXED PLAY PEOPLE IN CORRECT POSITONS ALLOW THEM TO CROSS THE HALF WAY LINE AND NOT BE VINDICTIVE TO ANYONE WHO DISAGREES

Nominatios please for vacant positions or alternatives
SiS

PS Apologies,for typos Still not used to ipad
 
S.I.S.
This is going to get interesting. Can I have Denis Smith's shirt please. At over six ft I must be the tallest poster on this board? Oh and P.S. I never missed a pen when playing for Milton Utd. <whistle>
 
Pottermouth 328 said:
S.I.S.
This is going to get interesting. Can I have Denis Smith's shirt please. At over six ft I must be the tallest poster on this board? Oh and P.S. I never missed a pen when playing for Milton Utd. <whistle>
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Sorry Potts I'm 6' 3 and have Smithy's shirt from when we played together for Stoke Juniors in the early 60's and got half a crown a week expenses!!!

SiS

PS Wonder if anyone will want Walters shorts after he has cr*pped himself when we get a pen
 
Hmmm...always thought I shot from the lip!

Story of my life...up front by myself.

Altogether now...aaaahhhhh.

Nice one SIS


Hang on...the Walters 'headless chicken' role gies to.....
 
Thanks muchly, does that mean i'm in the hole or a playmaker. Thought ONB would be a good playmaker with his Billy Shakestick stuff.
 
JM <ok> ...but who is Billy Shak...oh hang on...Christopher Marlowe innit?

Tis going from Bard to Worse
 
It was the best if times and the worst of times.

Or in Stoke's terms...Hard Times.

And don't mentioned ' Our Mutual Friend'
 
OH DEAR What literary masters have I unleashed Seems like we have a team to take on Anne NIghtingale or the sexless patronising Twister Julia Bradbury

Just hope Saturday against Palace isnt a case of hubble bubble toil and trouble and it does not end up with Nickys theme tune of Out damn spotty Hughes

SiS
 
Hang on SIS, since I saw Julia in a bikini somewhere in Iceland...no not the shop but some old geyser
 
Well SIS, thanks for suggesting I am a brilliant analyst and given my position in Block 13 row 10 literally 6 rows be able to give a positive spin on whatever happens!

I am looking forward to Saturday and just hope we manage to score at least a couple without response. I will be home late but will try to comment as I see it!
 
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