What about all of us and every Saints fan club together and buy Pompey..? Can you imagine the conflict of interest..? The oozing, cloying gratitude we'd receive. I almost wish we'd do it, just to experience the moment. 
For that to work, Jon, we would have to have two Pompeys, (imagine that!) The horrid one would go bust and all the yobbos would be sad, and the nice Pompey would still be here, but they (the yobbos) wouldn't be allowed to come to the games.
The haters could then be glad, because the yobbos would be sad, and the friendly rivaleers would have a club, they could sort of look down on with polite disdain.
Got all that?
No, I don't get any of that.
As far as I'm concerned, and Saints fans SHOULD be concerned... is that your club have never done anything good for us, towards us, you have shown vitriol, hate, discontent... ''those filthy scummers'', and we have had to face the humiliation of losing 4-1 to you lot. Never again, it's time to show no mercy... I've had enough of 'little old pompey', I've had enough of your fans, your club... that horrible little tosser avram, and god damn it I've had enough of JOHN WESTWOOD.
No, I don't get any of that.
As far as I'm concerned, and Saints fans SHOULD be concerned... is that your club have never done anything good for us, towards us, you have shown vitriol, hate, discontent... ''those filthy scummers'', and we have had to face the humiliation of losing 4-1 to you lot. Never again, it's time to show no mercy... I've had enough of 'little old pompey', I've had enough of your fans, your club... that horrible little tosser avram, and god damn it I've had enough of JOHN WESTWOOD.
It's time to kill Portsmouth football club, win this war once and for all.
COME ON YOU REDS! SHOOT THE POMPEY SCUM
RED AND WHITE, BLUE IS ****E.
For that to work, Jon, we would have to have two Pompeys, (imagine that!) The horrid one would go bust and all the yobbos would be sad, and the nice Pompey would still be here, but they (the yobbos) wouldn't be allowed to come to the games.
The haters could then be glad, because the yobbos would be sad, and the friendly rivaleers would have a club, they could sort of look down on with polite disdain.
Got all that?
No, I don't get any of that.
As far as I'm concerned, and Saints fans SHOULD be concerned... is that your club have never done anything good for us, towards us, you have shown vitriol, hate, discontent... ''those filthy scummers'', and we have had to face the humiliation of losing 4-1 to you lot. Never again, it's time to show no mercy... I've had enough of 'little old pompey', I've had enough of your fans, your club... that horrible little tosser avram, and god damn it I've had enough of JOHN WESTWOOD.
It's time to kill Portsmouth football club, win this war once and for all.
COME ON YOU REDS! SHOOT THE POMPEY SCUM
RED AND WHITE, BLUE IS ****E.

For that to work, Jon, we would have to have two Pompeys, (imagine that!) The horrid one would go bust and all the yobbos would be sad, and the nice Pompey would still be here, but they (the yobbos) wouldn't be allowed to come to the games.
The haters could then be glad, because the yobbos would be sad, and the friendly rivaleers would have a club, they could sort of look down on with polite disdain.
Got all that?
They've been able to get him in because they've just sent Huskelusleppkepp on loan to Brum. Facts first before jumping the gun.....
towards us, you have shown vitriol, hate, discontent..
Pompey is a **** little club with nothing nice in it. I don't give a **** what happens