Joker might get his hole for the first time out of it. Lube yourself up boy - cos I'm not bringing any. Just a good run-up normally does me <chubbygaypump>
Ok, as you're clearly struggling with all this, I will help you. You asked in another thread "Who gives a ****?" - as your avatar says 'AYE YER MAW' it was a throwaway comment that I made of "Yer Maw" and then you continued with "Good on her" etc. I honestly don't know what you're on about when you ask "why does someones maw need to be anywhere near your reply". I really don't. Sorry. You're right, I don't have a shovel but if I did I'd hit all you ****** jocks with it!
You're obviously a bit special and don't really realise the hypocritical stance you've took, whether you're comment was a throwaway one or not it makes no difference, you said it and then today you're going on at someone else for using maw jokes Stick to what you're good at pet and go around giving out rep to all your Newcastle chums
It's not my fault that you fail to grasp what is front of you - I tried, I can do no more. Off you toddle...