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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jobby Funbags, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. Southsideblue

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    pm me your details and i shall make an informed decision.

    Either way though - everyone ****s a fatty at one point....
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    Jen doesn't like fattys, so I guess she's out.

    <ok>
     
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  3. Southsideblue

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    bitch.

    it actually got a laugh out me tho........:)
     
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  4. jenthesaint1990

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    love you tina, wingwoman <hug>

    dont ****ing mess with me southsideblue, tina's got my back <ok> <laugh>
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    Heh heh.
     
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  6. Southsideblue

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    if its a 3 ball your after......
     
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  7. Hugh Briss

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    <laugh> ...you don't seriously expect anyone on here to believe that you've got a partner? <laugh> ...classic!
     
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  8. ToL1D7

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    I was considering then decided nah, nobody on not606 has a life.

    What size she gonna supersize them to? for me DD on a woman biggest you wanna go before you need a fork lift to shift em.
     
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  9. I certainly had to go out and get a new one after tragically pumping your maw to death.

    Her last words were "I ****in' love this - smack me about a bit"

    I'll MMS you the vid if you're interested wee boy...
     
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  10. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    That was my womans excuse for not going in the pill. Well guess what, turns out having a child puts weight on you.
     
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  11. PointyBirds

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    Kid, singular, is fantastic. Kids, plural, are ****ing madness.
    Who in their right mind would want to go through it all over again?

    Also, and a but late, but women who only allow you up the front are lesbians. Vague FACT.
     
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  12. Zingy

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    My missus has "the coil", bloody fantastic as she never has 'that time of month' as instead she just gets the sore boobs.
     
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  13. My missus had the coil - and she STILL got pregnant.

    I could do my missus up the pooper with a sterilised dildo and she'd still get pregnant <doh>
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    <turbojizz>
     
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  15. PointyBirds

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    I'd be asking questions about what she's getting up to while you're at work.

    [/ToCarol'sHouseSmiley]
     
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  16. Getting podgered with unsterilised dildos, I'll bet - in the fanny anaw, the cow <grr>
     
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  17. PointyBirds

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    Well, at least she's willing. I'm always sending mine to bed ten minutes before me, but when I get there, she's still got her scanties on and I still have to do the foreplay. What's that about?
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

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    Honestly Stereo, I really think you should seek some help - pretending to be different people and opening multiple accounts on the internet is so very sad. You're not even any good at trying to be a different 'personality'. It's plain tragic.

    Laughable when you consider that you've been caught out before, humiliated and yet you do it all over again.

    (It's how my 'Maw' would have wanted to go...<ok>)
     
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  19. She was dying of natural causes but, with one of her last expulsions of breath, she cried "choke me with a boaby"

    She died holding your first babygro with my balls hammering her chin.
     
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  20. Hugh Briss

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    Oh dear, not even the remote chant of a denial.

    <laugh> ...you tragic little person.
     
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