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Off Topic Sauces, dips,

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Jul 7, 2018.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Another problem with mackerel is that it smells a bit like Comm ... but it is marginally more intelligent....

    .... and did I mention that it keeps repeating? ...
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Does your full stop button keep sticking? You ****ing *****.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Can you repeat that in Mackerelese? ... I don't speak anyting less stupid ... ya botty boil <cheers>
     
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  4. Commachio

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    What do you call a fish with no eye?
















    Fsh
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    No idea

    What do you call a stationary deer with no eyes?

    Still no idea ...
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    What do you call HIAG with no idea?

    HIAG's Knowledge Of Football <laugh>
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Your first one's were better.
     
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    Spurlock, I'm right aren't I.
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

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    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    A carrot
     
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  10. thefanwithnoname

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    I like trying out different dips n sauces

    Bought a Tikka mayo from farmfoods recently that has gone down a treat in my house
     
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    Actually bought some Mexican chilled dips to have with nibbles today ...

    Nibbles is fine with it as long as it doesn't get right up her fanny <whistle>
     
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    i like Garlic mayo and chilli sauce...together or seperate.

    There's a Masala Sauce made by the brand East End...yum
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Together, so it's like a sweet chilli dip..
     
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  14. Chief

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    I quite like the American style hot dog mustard.

    Then any jalapeno burger relish will do, as long as it's hot.

    Tomato ketchup is ****ing gash, as is salad cream.
     
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  15. Commachio

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    I agree 100% with every point.

    @luvgonzo ya massive salad cream bumder.
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I've got a lovely scotch bonnet, chilli pepper and papaya sauce for with my chicken salad this arvo.

    In the sun, nice glass of Sav Blanc.

    Sorted.
     
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  17. Commachio

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    See chief has a bit of class. @luvgonzo take note.
     
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  18. Chief

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    <cheers>

    I could easily polish this bottle off in about twenty minutes.

    No wonder George Best became such a mess, white wine was his drug of choice. Goes down waaaaaaaay too easy in the sun.
     
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    George used to crack on with his on a rainy Monday morning in Surbiton though.
     
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  20. Chief

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    And at the Griffin.

    Sowing the seeds for many an alchy red to follow!

    Robbo, McGrath, Whiteside at al.
     
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