Saturday Night In For The Bealester.

Tomb Raider is on - BBC3

 

ER's been on this thread since I started it.

Silently plotting and scheming away.

 

No more gin for me I'm getting tipsy.

Going to the cinema with the mistress tomorrow to see The Book Thief.

I wanted to see 300 but hey ho #bitched

 

My cow's here, am away to ruin her.

Back in 5

 

Give her one for us UN

 

Just stuffed eight sheets of toilet paper in my pocket, awaiting updates.

 

She's on her bad week

Am beelin' lads

Was just gonny send her up the road but I might still get a gobble out of it later.

 

Nothin worse

TV entertainment has dried up. Maybe that's cos I'm off the gin.

got a couple of sols in the fridge...

 

I wish i had booze too

 

True Detective is finished so I've let her pick something, she's put on Limitless. Not a bad choice, but only cos Bradley Cooper gets her wet.

Am on the Peroni, only the best for this bear.

 

i am very high

 

Just watching MOTD, you lots got pumped again

We twatted Barnsley 3-0

 

The odd thing is we have been very bad all season but not in the bottom 3...

 

Watched 'The Man Who Would be King' there.

Top stuff indeed.

 

You live in HACKNEY beer shops a plenty

 

Am broke, the only cash i have is my change pot, and it's nearly all coppers. Am not going to buy beers with 2p coins

 

How can a man live in London and be skint?

There's a million ways to make coin in a city with that many people yet you don't have the price of a carry-out.

 

I've been paying back loads of debt and quitting my job soon, so can handle a week off the booze to save some cash.

I'm on call working this weekend and doing next weekend too, i just need to be poor for a week.

Got a bit of smoke at least

 

You got another job to walk Into? **** walking away from a salary just now, there's dozens applying for one job in places.